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Topic: FUNNY ONE-LINERS!!!!!!
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Infanteer
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posted 04 September 2021 21:38
"You are not the pole-smoking, nintendo-playing, long haired freaks you were two damn weeks ago, so why the hell are you still screwing this up."or.... "Shut up. We are here to preserve democracy, not practice it." and there is my favorite.... "Holy s**t, you guys move like old people f**k, get going now!!!" [ 04 September 2001: Message edited by: Infanteer ]
Posts: 50 | From: Vancouver, Canada | Registered: Jun 2001
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Master Blaster
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posted 04 September 2021 22:16
when refering to anyone on the job in uniform; "a f**king waste of rations, skin and uniform"the answer to the meaning of life = Sh*tpump! ie: everthing that lives pumps it...what doesn't live, doesn't pump it...ergo "sh*tpump!" I'm getting tired of waiting for you kindergarten children...if you don't hurry up and get over that wall, I'll start using this pitchfork (bring one on the Obs Course...Hell of a motivator (specially when they know that you're crazy enough to use it!)) Ripping off their heads and sh*tting down the hole is usually a way to obtain their clear and undivided attention but if that fails there's always the somewhat amusing method of pushing their left eardrum through their right eardrum with your parade square voice. All of the above is merely heresay and is not condoned by myself nor have I ever seen it done to anyone that I know or ever pretended to know Dileas
Posts: 61 | From: Ontario, Canada | Registered: Aug 2000
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RCA
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posted 09 September 2021 14:08
"Does your hair hurt?" It should be, I'm standing on it!"What do you do for an encore? S*** on your hat badge" "Contray to popular belief, baseball bats aren't meant for hitting baseballs (back in Old Days when a crse WO I knew used a baseball bat as a drill cane)
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Posts: 188 | From: Army of the West | Registered: Aug 2000
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