Combat Bra? Hell I want a combat Jock!
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Posted by NDHQ spy from Canada on March 13, 2021 at 14:39:53:
In the spirit of diversity and not wishing to be singled out in the workplace for a physical attribute that I can't do anything about, I demand that the Clothe the Soldier program develop a combat jock. If our female combat soldiers are to receive maternity combats and a reinforced bustier, then I think its about time that the army protect my 'package' in a similar fashion.
It should provide enough support that I won't be uncomfortable during those long ruck marches - no chafing! To be viable into the new century, it should be ventilated, IR resistant, light weight and camouflaged (in case the enemy attacks when I'm on the shitter). This project could have all sorts of spinoff benefits (besides employing Quebecers) - just think of all the potential sales to other NATO allies (three more yesterday) not to mention hunters, crazed michigan militias etc.
Soldiers, stand up for your rights and demand similar protection!
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