Posted by Alter Ego from Canada on March 09, 2021 at 09:56:53:
The Privates spoke amongst themselves, saying,
"It is a crock of shit. This stinks"
And the Corporals went unto their Sergeants and said,
"It is a pail of dung, and we can't live with the smell"
And the Sergeants went unto their Platoon Commanders, saying,
"It is a container of excrement, and the smell is so strong that none may abide it"
And the Pl Commanders made obeissance before the Company Commander, saying,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may resist its strength"
And the Coy Commander went to the Bn Commander, and spake thus,
"It promotes growth, and is very powerful"
And the Bn Commander strode to the General, saying unto Him,
"This new plan will proactively generate growth and vigor within the Bgde, due to its very powerful synergy and effects."
And the General looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.
So the Plan became Policy...
And this is how shit happens.