Posted by TonyM from BC Canada on May 17, 2021 at 17:37:30:
Ottawa would hold an emergency session in Parliment, the Liberals would denouce the threat and ask all the other parties to offer their support in a show of soldiarity while trying to implement a temporary increase of the GST. The Reform would use this to try to get more aid to the farmers and the Bloc would stage a boycott of Parliment until they get total control of the St Lawrence. After 6 months of heated debate, name calling and desk slapping, they agree they must actually DO something. The call would go out to the CF to deploy the regs and mobilize the reserves. OH NO! All the regs are understrength and scattered all over the world on UN, NATO, or more likely some Starving Nation, Greenpeace or other Save-the-whale / Rainforest / Ozone causes that don't let them even have their bolts in. OH NO! most of the all-volunteer reserve dosen't show up because 1) it would interfere with my upcoming term paper/exam/school choir practice 2) can't find any of my kit or 3) nobody said anything about really having to do some killing. The remainder kit up, bomb up, cam up, get ready to kill because even though the rest of the country forgot- they always sucked it up and remembered that's what we're here for, but have to wait until Ottawa can arrange suitable airlift. This cannot be accomplished within 2 months because Air Canada is still pissed about their the CAI merger limitations. The troops are told they will have to use ground transport as the Chinooks weren't replaced and the Hercs are in the hangar because the pilots are told they must have 8hrs min rest before flying. Now they are forced to use their own vehicles (no mileage allowed either), because half the ML's are broke due to lack of parts, and the few drivers left in garrison don't have troop lift due to training course cutbacks. With the Trans-Canada looking like the Basra-Baghdad "highway of death", we head merrily off to confront the enemy. Of course by this time, the enemy is already well entrenched in the community and are now contributing to the local tax base and running for public office. They succesfully lobby the RCMP to arrest all the CF personnel with no FAC transporting unregistered restricted weapons. Now all the soldiers are left on their own like a gut-shot nun in a snow bank, and head back to their super-bases but most die in horrible traffic accidents after being cut-off by diet-pill crazed soccer moms in large SUV's. Ottawa appoints a Royal Commision to find out if there is any way of not paying out death and survivors benifits. The CF asks for more funding for recruiting, but all units execpt NDHQ (who get awarded a new medal) are disbanded due to embarrasing media coverage.
Now if I've offened anyone, I'm really sorry, please don't tell my OC. I've recieved my diversity and sharp training which means I'm allowed to kill but not harass, embarass or discriminate.